i'm sitting next to an open window.

i cant feel my feet.

so i bet you all thought i died or someone who really likes videos and useless things of the like hijacked my blog.

well i'm writing to tell you that i'm very much not dead. and there's no hijacker here.
i'm alive and sorry that i've abandoned you.

i haven't blogged (an actual post, with words, from me) in a while for a few reasons: 
1. i dont really have anything to say. 2. my wireless was turned off and i'm an idiot, and those kinds of things normally come in pairs. come to find out, thanks to toddles, there is a wee baby button you press when your wireless gets turned off, and i've never seen that before...so there you have it. my laptop and i have reached a new level in our relationship. we understand each other a little bit more. and 3. school. -nuff said.

so uh, maybe you remember this post, about me "becoming a lady" and having "golden skills"...yeah?
well GOOD NEWS. i've discovered i have THREE MORE. ;)


#1. making steak and cheese quesadillas...or as i like to say in an accent to make myself seem more professional, a carne y queso quesadilla. here's proof oh ye doubtful one:



#2. making cheddar, potato, broccoli, and crouton soup. yes sir. 

3. making tomato soup and toast. ok, so i just doctored up the soup...leave me alone. it was delicious.

i ate this a few nights ago because i was depressed....

some of you know why. :( 

so anyways, i guess i'm getting better.

alright, i suppose that's it for now. 

cheers.

I'm at a crucial stage in my life where becoming a lady and learning how to function in this vast world is all I do...Kinda.

So these past few weeks, I've been doing just that. See, I'm home alone all week, with a baby in the morning hours. I try my best to discover something new everyday and entertain myself the best I can because if I dont, I get a headache and start to go mad.

This week in particular, I've discovered I have some golden skills that my future husband will benefit from. (Unless he hates sandwiches with strange toppings, green tea- peach&mango flavored, and coffee. I dont know how we'll function if he hates those things...Well, ha, I'll be happy.)
And also in my discoveries, I may have found things that need a little work...Maybe.

So let me tell ya, I make mean sandwiches. I dont mean to be haughty, but I'm getting rather good at it.

I'm pretty good at getting a baby to sleep also. And I finally found his tickle spot. It's really cute when he giggles. :)

I like taking walks with the little bebe in the morning. It's not very hot then, and the sun makes everything look really pretty.

I recommend it.

Also, everyday I'm inspiring him to be a professional BMX-er. Thanks to FuelTV. (He's really into it when it's on. He laughs. I love it.) After Good Morning America, that's all we watch. Everyday.

Also, this week I've gotten really good at sleeping through the screaming of my 7:00 phone alarm.

And pretending I've been up for over an hour when the mom gets here with the babe.

...But I need to work on my look a little more...Usually I jump around, try to fix my hair, slap my face (gently) a little and blink a bunch of times to try to look like I've been awake for a while, while in reality, I woke up a few seconds before she rang the doorbell. (Not really, that last part is a bit of an exaggeration. Just the last part though.) Dang. I really hope she doesnt read this...

So today I spilled a little coffee on the infant's fuzzy head while he was asleep. (It wasnt hot though.) I dont know if that's worse than the time last week when I dropped pork on him... It was a little awkward explaining the meat stain on his onsie to his dad... (He didnt mind though, he laughed.)

So let's review:
I make killer sandwiches. And tea, and coffee.
I can get a baby to go to sleep pretty quickly.
I can make myself stay asleep.
I have a lot of energy in the morning when I wake up in a panic.
I drop food on infants.
I like tv that "that screens the best of action sports".
I tell the truth regarding pulled pork.

I'd say I'm quite the catch already. ;)

Have a nice day.