So these past few weeks, I've been doing just that. See, I'm home alone all week, with a baby in the morning hours. I try my best to discover something new everyday and entertain myself the best I can because if I dont, I get a headache and start to go mad.
This week in particular, I've discovered I have some golden skills that my future husband will benefit from. (Unless he hates sandwiches with strange toppings, green tea- peach&mango flavored, and coffee. I dont know how we'll function if he hates those things...Well, ha, I'll be happy.)
And also in my discoveries, I may have found things that need a little work...Maybe.
So let me tell ya, I make mean sandwiches. I dont mean to be haughty, but I'm getting rather good at it.
I'm pretty good at getting a baby to sleep also. And I finally found his tickle spot. It's really cute when he giggles. :)
I like taking walks with the little bebe in the morning. It's not very hot then, and the sun makes everything look really pretty.
I recommend it.
Also, everyday I'm inspiring him to be a professional BMX-er. Thanks to FuelTV. (He's really into it when it's on. He laughs. I love it.) After Good Morning America, that's all we watch. Everyday.
Also, this week I've gotten really good at sleeping through the screaming of my 7:00 phone alarm.
And pretending I've been up for over an hour when the mom gets here with the babe.
...But I need to work on my look a little more...Usually I jump around, try to fix my hair, slap my face (gently) a little and blink a bunch of times to try to look like I've been awake for a while, while in reality, I woke up a few seconds before she rang the doorbell. (Not really, that last part is a bit of an exaggeration. Just the last part though.) Dang. I really hope she doesnt read this...
So today I spilled a little coffee on the infant's fuzzy head while he was asleep. (It wasnt hot though.) I dont know if that's worse than the time last week when I dropped pork on him... It was a little awkward explaining the meat stain on his onsie to his dad... (He didnt mind though, he laughed.)
So let's review:
I make killer sandwiches. And tea, and coffee.
I can get a baby to go to sleep pretty quickly.
I can make myself stay asleep.
I have a lot of energy in the morning when I wake up in a panic.
I drop food on infants.
I like tv that "that screens the best of action sports".
I tell the truth regarding pulled pork.
I'd say I'm quite the catch already. ;)
Have a nice day.
